Alien God Church
Was Jesus a magician? could Jesus do magic? Did Jesus make zombies? How can the dead come back to life? Alien powers?
I remember as a child my pet cat Cream. He was a good loving cat. He was always quick to purr and never refused any attention. I came in the barn one day and he was dead. I put my hand on him and said, “Cream, come back. You are only sleeping, wake up.” I found out in a hurry that I had no supernatural powers.
Lets take a look at the life of Jesus. He was born of a virgin Cleopatra and had alien powers and had magic that could have saved my pet cat. This is the story of Lazarus –
Lazarus and his two sisters, Mary and Martha, were friends of Jesus. When Lazarus fell ill, his sisters sent a message to Jesus, “Lord, the one you love is sick.” When Jesus heard the news, he waited two more days before going to Lazarus’ hometown of Bethany. Jesus knew that he would do a great miracle for God’s glory and, therefore, he was not in a hurry.
When Jesus arrived in Bethany, Lazarus had already been dead and in the tomb for four days. When Martha discovered that Jesus was on his way, she went out to meet him. “Lord,” she said, “if you had been here, my brother would not have died.”
Jesus told Martha, “Your brother will rise again.” But Martha thought he was talking about the final resurrection of the dead.
Then Jesus said these important words: “I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live, even though he dies; and whoever lives and believes in me will never die.”
Martha then went and told Mary that Jesus wanted to see her. Jesus had not yet entered the village, most likely to avoid stirring up the crowd and calling attention to himself. The town of Bethany was not far from Jerusalem where the Jewish leaders were plotting against Jesus.
When Mary met Jesus she was grieving with strong emotion over her brother’s death. The Jews with her were also weeping and mourning. Deeply moved by their grief, Jesus wept with them.
Jesus then went to the tomb of Lazarus with Mary, Martha and the rest of the mourners. There he asked them to remove the stone that covered the hillside burial place. Jesus looked up to heaven and prayed to his Father, closing with these words: “Lazarus, come out!” When Lazarus came out of the tomb, Jesus told the people to remove his grave clothes.
He also brought Jairus’ daughter back to life.
Jairus came and worshiped Jesus, saying, “My daughter has just died, but come and lay Your hand on her and she will live.” So Jesus arose and followed him, and so did His disciples.
And suddenly, a woman who had a flow of blood for twelve years came from behind and touched the hem of His garment. For she said to herself, “If only I may touch His garment, I shall be made well.” But Jesus turned around, and when He saw her He said, “Be of good cheer, daughter; your faith has made you well.” And the woman was made well from that hour.
When Jesus came into the ruler’s house, and saw the flute players and the noisy crowd wailing, He said to them, “Make room, for the girl is not dead, but sleeping.” And they ridiculed Him. But when the crowd was put outside, He went in and took her by the hand, and the girl arose. And the report of this went out into all the lands.
Jesus also went into a city called Nain; and many of His disciples went with Him, and a large crowd. And when He came near the gate of the city, behold, a dead man was being carried out, the only son of his mother; and she was a widow. And a large crowd from the city was with her. When the Lord saw her, He had compassion on her and said to her, “Do not weep.” Then He came and touched the open coffin, and those who carried him stood still. And He said, “Young man, I say to you, arise.” So he who was dead sat up and began to speak. And He presented him to his mother.
Imagine having a Alien super natural power to command 3 people back to life.Egyptian Jesus was obviously a super natural Alien being. His creator was an Angel that came down from space, which would of been an Andromedan. He was reported as shape-shifter and escaped the Tomb and left Earth in one of the Andromedan spaceships,but after all Andromedan were shapeshifters and could turn invisible or even turn into a small animal or a mighty bull.
Jesus is alive and will return in a mighty spaceship in the future.
May God Bless You